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Me: count down
Friend: me or you?
Me: you LOL
Friend: your bias is an idiot
Me: which one.
chucksandjumpers: williamowainherondale: omg guess what i found out today that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly thank u brain~ No problem, boss.
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
laughcentre: rhydonmyhardon: laughcentre: im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird allan you have a penis oh
masterhawki: mewtwowithaweave: cross-dressingsatanlobster: have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought they did the do when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg they did the do when people get married and go on a honeymoon they’re doing the do
When I listen to a sexy song in public
laughingstation: but in my head:
fantastic-tardis: thatsnotcanon: i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood. That alarmed me
hus-bands: sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
sugarcane-weathervane: what if the reason why max and ruby don’t have any parents is because max killed them just look at him you little shit
314eater: im gonna hit the hay