April 2013
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Counting down to watch YouTube videos at the same...
Me: okok
Me: count down
Friend: me or you?
Friend: :L
Me: you LOL
Friend: LMAO
Friend: okk
Friend: 1
Friend: shit
Friend: your bias is an idiot
Me: which one.
chucksandjumpers:
williamowainherondale:
omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
reyairia:
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
laughcentre:
rhydonmyhardon:
laughcentre:
im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird
allan you have a penis
oh
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masterhawki:
mewtwowithaweave:
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
When I listen to a sexy song in public
laughingstation:
but in my head:
March 2013
February 2013
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fantastic-tardis:
thatsnotcanon:
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
That alarmed me
hus-bands:
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
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pantskitton:
spains-a-total-uke:
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
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sugarcane-weathervane:
what if the reason why max and ruby don’t have any parents is because max killed them
just look at him
you little shit
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314eater:
im gonna hit the hay
